An annual Agriculture conference was held yesterday in Paro to determine whether a pineapple was an apple or not. In the one day conference that was attended by All the DAOs and Chimis from respective geowgs, various constructive debates were conducted. “It was important” said one of the spectator.
What started as a smooth event with marchang ceremony by Lam Neten, later turned into a havoc. Speaking to shobnews, Mrs. Yanki stated that it all started when Gelephu Chimi Birkha said that Haa Chimi’s face looked like pineapple. Kuenzanzang Tshering, a spectator stated “it was insane. There were screaming and fighting…”
One thing lead to another, but things really went downhill from there when Mr. Tashi, Chief Agriculture offcer of Paro threatened everyone with his Patang after which Samchi chhimi, Mr. Dhan Bdr, rushed to his car only to show up with his khukuri. He was hit on the face by a shovel and rendered unconscious by Punakha Gup.
Police immediately rushed to the scene and reported atleast 5 minor casualties mainly due to biting each other’s ears and scratching.
Fruit vendors across the nation regretted the event. Kado stated “It would have benefited the economy very much had it gone smooth.”
Various opinions were hurled across social-medias condemning the behavior as barbaric and non-Bhutanese. While others blamed it as some sort of political party’s propaganda, ECB dismissed the claim as baseless and irrelevant.
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